top 10? get rid of that charise.
24.5.11
Cops: Canadian fakes own mugging to cover Oprah ticket lie - NYPOST.com
The power of Oprah good and bad. I waited on her once she had a cinnamon raisin bagel.
Lindsay Lohan partied more than she worked this weekend in Miami - NYPOST.com
This is a good time of year to be in Miami, so have fun while you can Lindsay, you know what it's like to wear one of those monitoring devices.
22.5.11
So as it turns out, we are still here!
Our fate does not have a
date of expiration, just like fat free sour cream.
date of expiration, just like fat free sour cream.
21.5.11
19.5.11
lady GaGa beats Oprah as richest celebrity?
Well what what can I say? Afetr 25 years this is how Oprah is going to go out. At least she has her millions to cuddle up with. Gaga on the other hand better use that money wisely like Oprah did and buy her own television network.
Lady Gaga tops Forbes' overall rankings, followed by Oprah Winfrey, Justin Bieber, U2 and Elton John.
via Forbes.com
17.5.11
Man Licking Shoes on New York Subway-Watch at your own risk
This is the real NYC, where the minute you think you have seen it all, just wait a moment something new will astound you. I love my Skechers Shape-ups too, but in the privacy of my own home. Notice how the other subway riders pay him no mind. Just as a real New Yorker would. We all have a little crazy in us.
Lindsay Lohan -- I'm Being STALKED!!!
This is scary stuff. I had a stalker once he would show up everywhere the club, restaurants, my apartment. He never really did anything too scary, just leave weird notes and stare me down alot. It got more and more frequent then it just stopped, he must have found someone else to love. Although I was glad his infatuation was over I did kind of miss the attention a little and how it would drive my BF at the time crazy. Count your blessings Lindsay, just sleep with one eye open.
Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively spotted together at Hotel du Cap Eden Roc - NYPOST.com
Leo can date any gorgeous woman he meets. I'm not surprised he and Blake Lively are hooking up. She is desperately clamoring for a bona fide film career and is barking up the right tree, Gossip Girl will not last forever. Despite the age difference they are both Californians so they have that in common, oh and the acting thing to.
Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively spotted together at Hotel du Cap Eden Roc - NYPOST.com
16.5.11
Jersey Shore in Florence on Today
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Jon Hamm in tights! The Ambiguously Gay Duo Become Unanimated 5/14 SNL
O.K. I love Jon Hamm even more now. He is hi larious. He is driving this daisy crazy!
14.5.11
Jane Fonda at Cannes
Jane Fonda just looks amazing! She puts the starlets to shame. Work it like it's Rupauls drag race!
Guess that GILF?
Glee does Amy Winehouse, oh and Willy Wonka too...
This is pretty awesome stuff. What will these precocious kids do next?
Miley Cyrus Brasil Tour, Rio de Janeiro - 7 Things (COMPLETA)
I really wish i knew this song, but they do in rio.
13.5.11
America's Infection- Jersey Shore, Has Officially Spread To Italy
The girls finally made it to Italy and they brought "the girls" too. I can't wait for the hijinks to ensue. Smart for J'wow to wear sensible shoes those cobble stone streets can be tricky. I'm sure Snookie will have a few tipsy tumbles because of that.
11.5.11
Wednesday is Hunkday!
This is what you have to do these days in American politics if you want to get your point across. At least guys have to bare it too now. There are few in Washington whose 6 pack we'd like to see anyways.
via TMZ
Lady Gaga gives Wall Street the finger at the Robin Hood Foundation gala - NYPOST.com
It's goo to hear that those Wall street bonuses are going to some good. GaGa will do anything for money even pander to those jerks who ruined our economy. GaGa you are loosing sight of yourself and are being corrupted by all that cha ching. Shame on you GaGa.
10.5.11
Whitney Houston -- Banned From Prince Shows
They say she was a mess at the concerts. It looks to me like she was just having some fun with Bobby Christina. I've been, I mean seen worse.
via TMZ
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr celebrate at Miss Lily's (despite Anna Wintour's protests) - NYPOST.com
At first I thought that Anna was afraid to be associated with anything Jamaican after allegedly being linked with Bob Marley in her youth. Everyone's young once. It's just a noise complaint for this new jerk chicken joint. Maybe she just gets a little tingle every time she walks by.
9.5.11
Whitney Houston In Out-Patient Rehab Program
Whitney's people say she is in for a cleanse as she prepares for a new role. Staying off the white horse is one of the hardest things to do. You can do it Whitney, It's whack. I hope there really is a movie in the works. I would love to see her back on the big screen. I bet you any money it's a Tyler Perry movie.
'Jersey Shore' Cast Defers to Italian President
The rumors of the production not being able to get permits is not true after all. Its because of the Italian Presidents visit to Florence as to why they postponed shooting. This makes more sense. If Florence did not to let them shoot there it would be like shooting themselves in the foot tourism wise. We were in Florence last summer and had an awesome time. The food the, the art the history...oh the fun we had.
Lindsay Lohan -- Model Citizen
I kind of really want to see the photos Tyler Shields took of Lindsay Lohan for his show. His work reminds of Terry Richardson meets David La Chappelle meets Ellen Von Unwerth. Let see if his celebrity skyrockets.
Mysterious smear campaign unleashed against Lady Gaga in Luc Carl's neighborhood - NYPOST.com
There are a lot of Gaga haters out there. Some of them are good friends of mine. So it really doesn't surprise me that someone wants to ruin her relationship. I think she will probably do this herself anyways. I watched the HBO special on Friday and I fell asleep. I woke up and thought I was watching Madonna. Then I was like oh. Unfortunately Gaga doesn't have any original ideas. I guess in a world where everything has been done it's pretty hard. Nice try Gaga.
8.5.11
Happy Mommas Boy day!
I like to call Mother's day, Mommaas Boy day because if it wasn't for my mothers undiluted love I would not have grown into the warrior princess I am today! I thank you mommy for carrying me around for 9 months before birkin bags were the rage. I thank you mom for always treating me like this seasons hottest accessory and never letting me feel out of style! I thank you mommy dearest for supporting my queerness although I know it was tough at first. I thank you madre mia for being my beacon of light and hope! Thank you to the mother of my boo, you made life to the man of my dreams! In my eyes you are immortal. oh and props to my gay mommma too! You done told me NYC is just another city and if I want to it could be my city too. You raised me to the next level. Love to all the mommas of the world today!
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7.5.11
Madonna's charity Raising Malawi and the Kabbalah Centre hit with subpoenas as part of IRS investigation - NYPOST.com
Subpoena is one of the hardest words to spell, but one of the easiest things to receive. That's why I like to call them subpeins's.
Charlie to Twins: Can You Say 'Mommy's in Rehab?'
I don't usually cut and pate like this, but i have to for this indelible homage/quotage...
Charlie tells TMZ ... it's the first time he's been able to spend a weekend with Bob and Max since the judge took custody away from him back in March.
Charlie says he's spending the weekend expanding the boys' vocabulary: "I am teaching them words, because they're speaking now. I'm teaching them the word 'rehab' so they always know where their mom is."
Charlie says he's spending the weekend expanding the boys' vocabulary: "I am teaching them words, because they're speaking now. I'm teaching them the word 'rehab' so they always know where their mom is."
As you are reading I'm concocting a whole new ad campaign for an old perfume... in my head that is
6.5.11
Teeny Tiny Guitar Alert-Ryan Gosling on the prowl in NYC
You have to give it up to a man who is not afraid to walk the streets of NYC showing off his Teeny Tiny guitar in broad daylight. I think Ryan Gosling should win some kind of award just for that!
viaJJ
Did Bill Gates get bounced from the Top of the Standard? "Impossible," say his reps - NYPOST.com
Don't feel bad Bill this has happened to me on several occasions. Bill Gates' camp says he was never there, but if this did happen he should have bought the place and fired everyone. I love it when rich people say they are going to do that. You can even say it if you are upper class, upper middle class, middle class, blue collar or happily poor. Try it sometime, it feels real good. They'll never know your station in life. And btw what the heck is a "cultural coordinator"? Back in the day it was a fierce drag queen or Willi Ninja at the door with a list.
TGIF Earworm
TGIF Earworm
Steven Tyler wears women's clothing - PopWrap
His blaber mouth daughter Liv Tyler goes on and on to say when asked about her fathers penchant for pretty things, " "His blouses! My dad wears girls' clothes -- it's so funny. Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!', because it's from my closet," "
You didn't need to wake Angela Lansbury up for this one. Just as I always suspected and now it's confirmed. Nothing like a new top for a pop of color to brighten up your day! Now I can get some sleep.
5.5.11
Lady Gaga - Judas=CholaBikerBolly chic
Lady GaGa, because one should. I'd sum it up as CholaBikerBolly chic.
Madonna Donates Boots To LaGuardia High School Auction - DNAinfo.com
What an act of kindness from Madonna. This is a great idea for the use of hand me downs to raise money. If only my hand me downs had such an impact. Mine wind up at the salvation army or on my neighborhood homeless people. LaGuardia High School is the school from Fame. Lourdes Leon is lucky to get to go there. I wished I did growing up. I hope they make it to regionals this year!
Rihanna gets down at La Vie Lounge with DJ Prostyle - NYPOST.com
This most certainly is not scandalous. When you are young and single it is your duty to grind with anyone you want till the ligts come up till 4 AM. This perfectly legal activity I condone. I do hope that later she asked him to wear an umbrrella.
Italian College WARNS Students -- Beware of 'Jersey'
What is there to be afraid of? Not only has Snookie had a book written for her by a ghost writer, here is proof that she is in the process of reading a book. Get over yourselves snooty college people! She's gots her education! Italy is lucky just to have her grace them with her poof! This from a country who voted la Chicciolina into parliment. I rest my case.
via TMZ
Homeless woman mistakes Paris Hilton for Lindsay Lohan
I'm sure that had to rub Paris Hilton the wrong way. To be honest Lindsay is way more famous than Paris these days. Reality shows are so 2000. The real reality is living your life out in front of a judge and bazillions of people waiting to see if they are going to throw you in the klink or not. Now that's a reality show, for reals!
via TMZ
4.5.11
St. Angie Is Lezzing It Up At The Roosevelt Hotel
Is Angleina Jolie living her old lesbian fantasies out again or is she just sick of the Brad Pitt lovin. It's probably all the kids that are driving her to some release. I like lezzie Jolie better than diplomat humanitarian Jolie. At least this doesn't seem like acting.
via dlisted
Katy Perry on the cover of Vanity Fair
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In my humble opinion this Katy Perry cover is one of the best Vanity Fair covers in years. This will be a top seller for sure for that old rag. Reminds me of an oldie but a goodie cover shoot with Madonna from back in the day. Yes I'm slightly past my expiration date. View at your own risk.
via the book of faces
Wednesday is Hunkday! Lorenzo Lamas
Lorenzo Lamas -- Marriage Does the Body Good
via TMZ
3.5.11
2011 Tony Nominations announced
I'm very disappointed that my favorite Priscilla Queen of the Desert only got 2 nominations, but that figures because it was way too feel good and wasn't snooty enough. At least it got two good ones.
Priscilla got...
Best Actor in a Musical - Tony Sheldon
Best Costume Design- Tim Chappel & Lizzy Gardiner
I predict it will win Best Costume Design. Oh and Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliff got nothing for How to Succeed in Business for singing and dancing his little wizard heart out? At least he has millions to hug at night when he goes to sleep.
and the Queen of the Met Costume ball is....Andre Leon Talley!
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When I worked at Condรฉ Nast I rode the elevator with Andre Leon Talley once. He walked in the building dragging his fur on the ground and dropped like 30 names by the time I got off on the 4th floor. I love that man. In my eyes he can do not wrong, well maybe not, but this must be overlooked because when you are like 7 feet tall and getting that wide what do you wear? This! Perfection!
When I worked at Condรฉ Nast I rode the elevator with Andre Leon Talley once. He walked in the building dragging his fur on the ground and dropped like 30 names by the time I got off on the 4th floor. I love that man. In my eyes he can do not wrong, well maybe not, but this must be overlooked because when you are like 7 feet tall and getting that wide what do you wear? This! Perfection!
Beyonce and Jay-Z get booed on Met Costume Gala red carpet - Pop2it - Zap2it
Refusing to pose for pictures at The Met Costume Gala is like punching Ana Wintour in the Vajayjay.
Do not bite the hand that feeds you. Remember you are only where you are because we know who you are. A picture speaks a billion dollars.
Beyonce and Jay-Z get booed on Met Costume Gala red carpet - Pop2it - Zap2itDo not bite the hand that feeds you. Remember you are only where you are because we know who you are. A picture speaks a billion dollars.
January Jones and Jason Sudekis remain mum on the paternity of Jones' baby - NYPOST.com
An unwed mother has every right to keep the baby daddy's identity to herself. Especially if you don't know who the daddy is, I'm just saying. January (the second hardest month to spell) Jones the actress who plays my favorite character from my favorite show Mad Men should stay mum to keep her name in the press. They love that kind of stuff. This is a shrewd publicist move.
Whitney Houston -- A Real Armful at Prince Concert
I love it when a stars child finally steps out of the shadows of their famous parents.
In this case this has yet to happen for Bobby Kristina. At least she is having fun with her mom Whitney Houston at a Prince concert. I wish I could go see the artist now known again as Prince. A family that plays together stays together!
2.5.11
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"America almost lost our very own Kate Middleton" -dlisted
Suicide is serious business. it's not worth it. Life is worth living. I'm sure she is glad she didn't or she wouldn't be in Italy right now living it up with Snookie. Now that alone is a reason to live for!
www.thesuperficial.com
Anderson Cooper asks for his mother Gloria Vanderbilt's table at Serendipity 3 - NYPOST.com
Finally a Page Six mention of NYC bon vivant Benjamin and his "pal" Anderson Cooper. Bicycling is a friendly sport. They have been "pals" for years. Does this mean Mah Boo will officially come out that he has a "pal"? Although it's no ones business, people have known for a long time. Maybe its time for A Coop to reveal what "pal" means to him.
They shot and killed Bin Laden?
Jackie Beat Osama song
Really? I don't believe it. I want DNA confirmation! CSI or NCIS get on this asap.
Having seen 9/11 with my own eyes of disbelief, I"m reeling and don"t know how to feel...
Get ready for the crazies of the crazies to get crazy and not in the Brithey Spears way.
This is the best thing to happen to Obamas presidency. Unfortunately for us we are flying back toNYC today.
Yikes!
1.5.11
Almost Paradise?
Yes it is here on Miami Beach, but it is our last day. I wil make this day last forever. Tomorrow, back to life back to reality.
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